welcome to my home. it smells like rotting corpses and boiled fat but some of the rooms are nice...i know i know...i need to get those windows fixed. don't worry there are plenty of fireplaces inside to keep you warm...
i hope you didn't bother with your cell phones because we are in the middle of fucking nowhere and your cell phone will do you no good in case something should happen...
whatever you do DO NOT go in that shed...
something truly awful lives in there....
don't be alarmed...they grow up somewhat normal...
breakfast will be served in the conservatory, if you make it through the night...
dinner will be served in here...
later a game of tiddlywinks...
you can choose to sleep in the meat hook room...
or the creepy vine room (be warned that vine might come to life and choke your ass)...
i will be sleeping in here, but you can join me later for a seance if you want...
don't be alarmed...they grow up somewhat normal...
breakfast will be served in the conservatory, if you make it through the night...
dinner will be served in here...
i will be serving my famous seafood 3 ways...
later a game of tiddlywinks...
you can choose to sleep in the meat hook room...
or the creepy vine room (be warned that vine might come to life and choke your ass)...
i will be sleeping in here, but you can join me later for a seance if you want...
the other bedroom belongs to my freak of a sister...
if you hear acoustic guitar in the middle of the night you will probably see her spider walking down the hall...
if you hear acoustic guitar in the middle of the night you will probably see her spider walking down the hall...
thanks for visiting...HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
You are so frigging creative! Great, fun, creepy post! Happy Halloween chica!
ReplyDeleteRemember when you posted that red and blue frog that totally creeped me out?? Well picture number four takes the cake!! It will be months before I get that imagine out of my mind!!
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT! Happy Halloween to you, too! Such an awesome post, I am thoroughly creeped out! That spider chick, ugh!!!!
ReplyDeletePhoto #4 totally creeped me out + flipped my stomach. Where on earth did it come from? I must visit this Photoshop wizard.
ReplyDeleteyou KILL me. seriously. what was that dog-person thing & where did you find it?!!! hahahahah loved this.
ReplyDeletexoxoxo
Now that's some creepy shit! Great post....funny, I liked those rooms when I posted them, but now they give me the heebie jeebies...scary!
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud withe last part! You are so funny and creative! Great post!
ReplyDeletei meant...with the! tgif!
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is that in the fourth photo???
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha ha!!! I LOVE it!! Great post!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween!!!
Have a great weekend!
I think i just peed my pants from laughing again. this post is fabfuckingtastic!
ReplyDeletereally good. you should do this for a living! :)
ReplyDeleteDid you actually type 'creepy shit' in Google? Of course you did - that's why I freakin' adore you!
ReplyDeletehahahha.... have a fabulous halloween!!!
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Holy shit! That image is burned into my brain!
ReplyDeleteas effed up as some of these pix are, i ADORE the house pic at top. and the misty one below it with the shed. the others are memorable. in an i-don't-want-to-remember-kind-of-way.
ReplyDeleteThat was amazing...and the comments were fun to...love your blog
ReplyDeleteLovin' your blog..just found you!
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween!
Fun!! Great post!
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloweekend to you (all), too -
xox,
Susan
confessionsofasineater.blogspot.com
You just made my AWFUL day lots better.
ReplyDeletethanks
bhaaah that dog thing made me SICK!
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