Friday, January 8, 2010

i would poop here..

my friend loren and i often play husband and wife in a series of flooring commercials that we do from time to time. the set is usually some really awesome mansion somewhere. we sort of have this thing where whoever shows up to set first has to scope out the best (and by best i mean furthest away from the crew) bathroom for morning poops. on a set the call time is usually very early so the first poop of the day has most likely not yet occurred. many times these beautiful homes have provided premium private pooping quarters. a lot of times the homeowners have specific instructions to allow only one bathroom for everyone to use. i don't blame them really, have you ever seen a grip? one time we were all relegated to a fucking trailer. about 20 crew members (mostly men) and one trailer toilet. nast.
so..the following bathrooms are all places i would proudly knit a brown sweater in...


drop a deuce in granny's purple bathroom


ka-ploomps in the countryside...











how awesome would fireside pooping be??







expensive fragrance alert...




i know...

seriously, brownie baking aside...i love all these bathrooms.

images via elle decor, we heart it and airspaces
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13 comments:

  1. MFAMBJanuary 8, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    no. no boops, i would not.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 8, 2010 at 5:41 PM

    Knit a brown sweater. HA! Instant classic. I'm definitely using that one.

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  3. AppleTreeJanuary 8, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    that's it, I need a fireplace in my shitter pronto.

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  4. Anna WhiteJanuary 8, 2010 at 6:12 PM

    You forgot to mention...


    butt fudge
    mud monkey
    downloading some software
    daily reminders of death and corruption?
    solid waste
    taking a dump
    Morning constitution
    Taking a plop
    making gravy
    Dirt Snake
    fishing for brown trout
    sharing a mars bar ( its a chocolate log here in Aus)
    Grog bog
    Bagel bog
    Backing one out
    Doing business with a politician

    lol..ahhh you gave me a good belly laugh there!!

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  5. GiGiJanuary 8, 2010 at 8:55 PM

    I am crapping myself, and laughing at the same time.
    I think you are the only blogger that can make me laugh out loud.
    Wanna be BFF's?

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  6. The TownhouseladyJanuary 8, 2010 at 11:05 PM

    I always called it "A Nixon" butt in light of the Bush years I have changed it to "A GWB".

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  7. alison giese InteriorsJanuary 9, 2010 at 6:10 AM

    That's some snazzy shitters!

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  8. court.January 9, 2010 at 1:20 PM

    Just had a huge debate on shitting in the house when you're dating someone.

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  9. AlanaJanuary 9, 2010 at 3:37 PM

    Thank you for being so funny! And thank you for being the one and only blog that posts daily. I couldn't get by without it!

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  10. fric and fracJanuary 9, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    This cracks me up! I've worked on a lot of commercials in the art department and many times when we have shot on location in someone's gorgeous home the "designated toilet" has broken down from overuse and they bring in the dreaded moho-super unpleasant! I've often wondered if the homeowners feel like it was worth it to rent out there homes in the aftermath! I've been fixated on that bathtub with the forest in the background for a while now - I love it!

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  11. JacquelynJanuary 9, 2010 at 6:49 PM

    FIreside pooping sounds so decadent mmmmm.

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  12. The Blasphemous FiendessJanuary 9, 2010 at 10:46 PM

    love the purple and the blue bathrooms. And I think I will be downloading software every morning now.

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  13. aliaJanuary 10, 2010 at 8:35 PM

    Ya, if you actually pooped, which I highly doubt.

    But if you did it wouldn't stink.

    "Love is hiding who you are at all times... and going to Burger King to poop" 30 Rock

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