tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post3881560827028244525..comments2024-01-31T03:21:22.572-05:00Comments on my favorite and my best: thanks martha for making the rest of us look like fuckheadsMFAMBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01306236596066786755noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-1422342381682182172010-02-12T12:13:32.268-05:002010-02-12T12:13:32.268-05:00Ummm, just discovered her blog. It is crazy mundan...Ummm, just discovered her blog. It is crazy mundane...wow. http://www.themarthablog.com/Just A Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01835920540068436995noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-75149979783702774552010-02-02T17:35:10.578-05:002010-02-02T17:35:10.578-05:00here I am, showing you fun stuff to my new man. yo...here I am, showing you fun stuff to my new man. you go a new fan girlTiinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10930961862074093525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-4346307475686877652010-02-01T13:58:10.774-05:002010-02-01T13:58:10.774-05:00You didnt show the 100 million people behind the p...You didnt show the 100 million people behind the photos doing everything for her :)LindsBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00548424318705008557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-25438947191273045312010-02-01T11:36:21.920-05:002010-02-01T11:36:21.920-05:00She makes me want to damn it all to hell and just ...She makes me want to damn it all to hell and just go back to bed. The only comforting fact is that she has to have a million servants to maintain this level of perfection. It's not humanly possible for her to do it all herself. At least that's what I like to tell myself.FROM THE RIGHT BANKhttp://www.fromtherightbank.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-26511310495300823472010-02-01T10:36:44.828-05:002010-02-01T10:36:44.828-05:00I want to be her and I am SOOOOOOOO far off.I want to be her and I am SOOOOOOOO far off.The Neo-Traditionalisthttp://www.theneotraditionalist.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-16509657681658547122010-02-01T10:10:33.620-05:002010-02-01T10:10:33.620-05:00oh my gosh, you are hilarious. Why HASN'T she...oh my gosh, you are hilarious. Why HASN'T she invited you over?!tarheelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08622727214491070439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-66423623369336538992010-02-01T09:09:10.219-05:002010-02-01T09:09:10.219-05:00Well if we all had zillions of moola and a full ti...Well if we all had zillions of moola and a full time staff we'd all have parties and perfectly organized drawers too. But alas, we have better things to do...that doesn't mean I'm not jealous though. I want all of my scissors to have their own little box in a drawer, better yet I want more than one pair so that I can have a need for crap like that!Brandi@ Flights of Whimsyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04949135596695787724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-77184647884905208662010-01-31T23:56:19.342-05:002010-01-31T23:56:19.342-05:00She would have a coronary in my house!She would have a coronary in my house!BonBon Rose Girls Kristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10699626979106427874noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-26472835085122070132010-01-31T00:05:25.761-05:002010-01-31T00:05:25.761-05:00This was so funny! Screw Martha and her perfect pe...This was so funny! Screw Martha and her perfect perfect world!!Mon Alisa Designhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17561496423539618016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-73585123740741758632010-01-30T15:59:16.910-05:002010-01-30T15:59:16.910-05:00Yeah, I kinda have to hate her for having it all.Yeah, I kinda have to hate her for having it all.Belle de Villehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14045827018848979761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-50131832677360487282010-01-30T11:18:24.336-05:002010-01-30T11:18:24.336-05:00Any Manhattanite who sees Martha's kitchen is ...Any Manhattanite who sees Martha's kitchen is going to sob uncontrollably and be prone to violence. I have a friend who lived in a Manhattan studio for 2.5k a month. Her neighborhood didn't even have trees, and her kitchen was equipped with a hot plate. How can Manhattan mortals compete?Theresa Milsteinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03477761307315565259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-86757599829045800352010-01-30T03:59:35.365-05:002010-01-30T03:59:35.365-05:00is there any way you can control the word verifica...is there any way you can control the word verification quiz thing? how great would it be to make folks type in words like cameltoe or taint, sigh, someone needs to make that happen, enlarge my swear lexicon.brannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-2351086313480611442010-01-30T03:54:07.014-05:002010-01-30T03:54:07.014-05:00I fell in love with Martha all over again when she...I fell in love with Martha all over again when she went to jail. <br /><br />I mean, thousands of men do what she did every day, and it's all "wink wink, nudge nudge". I think she realized early on that she was gonna be the scapegoat. So she did the tidiest thing possible, got the shitty mess over with asap.brannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-20001745796571937662010-01-30T03:31:54.922-05:002010-01-30T03:31:54.922-05:00*sigh* her kitchen! I am sending this pic right to...*sigh* her kitchen! I am sending this pic right to the files -- AMAZING...<br /><br />Have a great weekend!Sarah Klassenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10929770496186549808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-4426502255957221352010-01-30T01:03:50.079-05:002010-01-30T01:03:50.079-05:00Yeah, she amazes me too! I know they clean, shine,...Yeah, she amazes me too! I know they clean, shine, and style things for photo shoots... but I want to know what her place looks like on a "normal" day. Are the pots as shiny and in perfect arrangement? Is everything picked up and put in it's place all the time?? <br />I think it is.<br /><br />Living in such an orderly house would totally make me happy - not going to lie. If I didn't have 5 dogs, a husband, or a full-time job (cuz I could probably pull it off with a part-time job), my place would look like that too. But I do have 5 dogs, a huz, and a full-time job... so my house doesn't look like that, and I cry a little sometimes....<br /><br />Have a great weekend girlie!Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18209533406055486161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-139593675610559372010-01-30T00:22:08.224-05:002010-01-30T00:22:08.224-05:00MS is what she is, which happens to be a freak of ...MS is what she is, which happens to be a freak of nature with amazing organizational skills. But yeah, she pisses me off sometimes, too. And amazes me. And I'm more than a little impressed... <br /><br />So, she mixes me all up - pissed off, impressed, and amazed is just too many ways to feel about the one person at the same time!<br /><br />xox,<br />Susansusan said sohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17427481695202748942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-36061668084427820982010-01-30T00:19:50.322-05:002010-01-30T00:19:50.322-05:00I really wish I had a craft room. Really.I really wish I had a craft room. Really.sketch42http://sketch42blog.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-81464517063713839512010-01-29T21:08:10.193-05:002010-01-29T21:08:10.193-05:00I'm soooooo happy that I'm not the only on...I'm soooooo happy that I'm not the only one who despises Martha. Your post cracks me up. Cameltoe Corners? Hmmmm...wonder what kind of decorative soaps they'd have there?heathernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-37923810793560751722010-01-29T20:58:17.742-05:002010-01-29T20:58:17.742-05:00I am speechless - and the same colour green - over...I am speechless - and the same colour green - over those craft drawers. Heaven, I'm in typeA Heaven.... la la laNicolahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14450547330781787585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-79750311998559147302010-01-29T20:51:40.703-05:002010-01-29T20:51:40.703-05:00This might make you feel better about her obnoxiou...This might make you feel better about her obnoxious perfect-ness... <br /><br />She lives now in the town I grew up in, and one day my mom saw her in the local grocery store buying produce.<br /><br />My mom, who was born without the ability to whisper, called me from said grocery storing yelling into the phone "you're never gonna guess who's in the supermarket with me right now -- MARTHA -- she's buying PRODUCE -- what's wrong with her organic garden and GREENHOUSE FULL OF PRODUCE"<br /><br />Martha has never again shown her face in the local food market, probably thanks to my mother's screams. But the point is, she still sometimes has to run to the store to buy some freakin carrots.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-79353866331602547622010-01-29T20:24:46.822-05:002010-01-29T20:24:46.822-05:00I need my paxil now...I need my paxil now...Dumbwit Tellherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18148671166061931241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-23877610135412797532010-01-29T19:49:14.419-05:002010-01-29T19:49:14.419-05:00Anyone who has stainless appliance would know you ...Anyone who has stainless appliance would know you have to be a cracked out freak to want an entire wall of it. <br /><br />Or you just have many many many minions to polish that shit behind her every time she leaves a fingerprint. <br /><br />and yes I'm hella jealous. <br /><br />I promise to knock her down for y'all if I ever see her walking around in her overalls at the Chelsea Market or coming out of Momofuku.The Townhouseladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17585145114316931037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-44676827700877744552010-01-29T19:39:58.585-05:002010-01-29T19:39:58.585-05:00She's definitely a force of freak nature, but ...She's definitely a force of freak nature, but that's part of her charm, I suppose.<br /><br />I read an interview with her once, where she commented on how, in Japan, the finest chopsticks were also the thinnest. She of course, bought the thinnest set she could find - in sterling. Uh huh.alison giese Interiorshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12505444655040656140noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-89520099600804969772010-01-29T18:46:54.017-05:002010-01-29T18:46:54.017-05:00it's so nice and orderly I think I just came ;...it's so nice and orderly I think I just came ;)court.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00279703377834888564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525877599710367673.post-54138988845396206882010-01-29T17:36:16.564-05:002010-01-29T17:36:16.564-05:00Of course she has a STAFF. You don't really t...Of course she has a STAFF. You don't really think she does all that by herself?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com