It's the star of the Penis Monologues. "My penis is a guitar, vibrating with the melody and rhythm of my sure, gentle stroking. I am a golden god of public self-love, trapped amongst the fray of dull, hand clapping eunuchs. Men, let us release ourselves from these denim prisons and make love to the sky, the grass, the air! This world is an oyster begging for pearls!"
hi.lar.ious. I am so happy that I am beyond the 'get drunk-stand-up outdoors-in front-of-God-and-everybody-and-dance-to-some-idiotic band-days.' He must still be in the dark ages; those shorts look like they were cut from polyester dress pants from the seventies.
Seeing this kinda thing after giving birth to three children is a dangerous thing indeed. When I say I peed my pants, it's not an exaggeration! Frickin' hilarious and gross, but mostly just effin' funnnnneeeeee.......
speechless.
ReplyDeleteI've been by that guy at a concert...it's not good.
ReplyDeleteIt's the star of the Penis Monologues. "My penis is a guitar, vibrating with the melody and rhythm of my sure, gentle stroking. I am a golden god of public self-love, trapped amongst the fray of dull, hand clapping eunuchs. Men, let us release ourselves from these denim prisons and make love to the sky, the grass, the air! This world is an oyster begging for pearls!"
ReplyDeleteIt looks like his implants have popped as well.
ReplyDeleteCut offs, a tan, and air guitar...I think I've met my match for coolness!
ReplyDeleteHilarious.
ReplyDeleteOMG that made my day.
ReplyDeletesexyyyyy!
ReplyDeleteeeeewwwwww.
ReplyDeleteLord, I was so mesmerized by his bubbies that I almost didn't notice the Man-el toe.
ReplyDeleteThat just made my day, love it! haha
ReplyDeleteThat just made my day. And I had a really good day to begin with.
ReplyDeleteA resounding ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
ReplyDeleteNow I want to repeat everything that "aquirkydelight" wrote in her post. So absolutely true sister.
Jenny. where the heck to you find this stuff?
goodnight from big D.
Marybeth
hi.lar.ious. I am so happy that I am beyond the 'get drunk-stand-up outdoors-in front-of-God-and-everybody-and-dance-to-some-idiotic band-days.' He must still be in the dark ages; those shorts look like they were cut from polyester dress pants from the seventies.
ReplyDeletei die.
ReplyDeleteSeeing this kinda thing after giving birth to three children is a dangerous thing indeed. When I say I peed my pants, it's not an exaggeration! Frickin' hilarious and gross, but mostly just effin' funnnnneeeeee.......
ReplyDeleteyuck! that was so wrong!
ReplyDeletegobble gobble
ReplyDeleteThe man-el toe is also referred to as a "Moose Knuckle" LOL! My girlfriends and I were just discussing it (I know, right?) over the weekend!
ReplyDeleteThis made me super happy. You are one nutty lady, Jenny.
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