Wednesday, June 24, 2009

what i learned from this movie

1. bradley cooper is effing retarded hot. seriously with those eyes?? there is a scene at a pool with scarlet johansson that made me a little nervous. worth the price of admission right there. (or on demand rental, as it were)

2. justin "mac guy" long has about as much leading man charisma as my granfather's old, saggy balls.
3. jennifer connelly really CAN act afterall. in fact she was lovely to watch in this. i believed her pain.

4. jennifer anniston is as boring and uninspired as ever. i mean, sheesh...get a little fire behind those eyes woman! this was such a great character and she sucked all the life out of her. it was a whole lot of the same, really. every role=always the same.
5. why do you work?
that is all.

12 comments:

wyatts&fionasnana said...

And just which grandfather's balls are you refering to missy!?

But I must say I agree with you on every aspect of this movie.

Anonymous said...

"Retarded hot"? Are people really saying this now?

MyLittleHappyPlace said...

Hmmm....will take into account - not that I watch new flicks in a timely manner.
Have to enlighten me on your Affleck reflection. Am guessing you think he sux as an actor? As do I.

vicki archer said...

I just love the way you think...Have you seen 'The Hangover'? If you think Bradley Cooper is cute in 'He's Just Not That Into You' then wait until you see him in this one.......xv

Haven and Home said...

Bradley Cooper is my new boyfriend, he just doesn't know it yet. As much as I love Jennifer Aniston I have to agree with you on this one!

Laura said...

I agree with all of your assessments except Bradley Cooper -- he just doesn't do it for me!

my favorite and my best said...

to anon 10:16.. i don't know about people, but i am.

my favorite and my best said...

laura- what? you're just not that into him? AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
seriously- respect!

Laura said...

Ok, I know you couldn't resist that one ;). Looooooooooove your blog. Your POV is so refreshing!

Anonymous said...

Don't you just love snarky anon. comments? Good times. "Retarded hot" says it all. It's how I feel when I'm around gorgeous men. DeeDeeDee is my middle name!

Nashay

Katie said...

OMG girl you hit the nail on the head! I couldn't agree with you more. I kept thinking, "Why is the Mac dude getting so much screen time? and "Jennifer Aniston, can you play any other role than the one you ALWAYS play?" Obviously not.

Umm have you seen Bradley Cooper in the Hangover yet? He's also retarded hot in that one.

SGM said...

Yeah, "effing retarded hot" will now be a regular phrase of mine. Love it.