Thursday, August 13, 2009

i can't seem to stop barfing..

it may come as no surprise to you that i think this guy is a douchebag. why? he's so cute? you ask. i GUESS he's cute but moreover his music sucks a GREAT BIG dick, i like to call it "whiny pussy music". plus it seems to me like he is a bad boyfriend. playing girls like some people play his boring music: obviously and too much.
i liked him for a second when this picture of him surfaced. but then i heard his music again and my ears started bleeding. this picture was useless in his defense.

so it should come as no surprise to you then if you are of the same opinion as me that his NYC apartment is as boring and manufactured and soulless as his music. it was designed by the armani casa team. and yes, they used EVERYTHING from their line. so if you say to yourself that his place looks like an armani casa advertisement. you would be correct.


snore.

yep..everything you see..mirror, bed, bedding, rug, tables, lamps...armani casa.
all of it. armani casa. except the guitars. quick someone destroy them!!!



fortunately that's all point click home would give up. but i have this issue and it's just more from the armani casa catalog. i think they might even make kitchen cabinets.


20 comments:

MaryBeth said...

I was very surprised that his apartment looked like that. I assumed it would be more "guy" / "rockstar" looking. This does look like a photo shoot ad for Armani. A little to smooth. MB

MyLittleHappyPlace said...

Yep. Sterile as can be.

FROM THE RIGHT BANK said...

I got my Elle Decor yesterday and I thought it was pretty boring for the most part (like I always do) and seriously, his apartment was the most boring of all. I didn't like a single thing about it.

urbansardines said...

And I can't seem to stop laughing... :D. And whoa, is that picture photoshopped? I mean, we all thought Borat was funny, but please, no mas with the green unitard! Yes, that apt is sadly lacking in all personality.

Tiina of LiviaConcept said...

haha. yeah, he is a dick with the most boring home

Jill said...

I agree with you...he is incredibly full of himself.

Simply Mel said...

He is a total Jackal (this is the term we made up for Jackasses since we can't say the other words in front of the crumb!).

Anyway, he is heartless, talentless, and definitely tasteless!

LindsB said...

I'm so glad to hear this! When I opened my issue I was like blah, this place is awful awful awful, hate it!!

Glad someone else felt the same way I did :)

Fifi Flowers said...

He doesn't do anything for moi... not a very exciting guy I see!

Wanderings of a Wannabe said...

hahahaaa barf material for sure

Angela Henrie said...

Wow. I guess you really don't like him. Thought I was alone on that. So glad I'm not.

corine said...

i hate him too all of a sudden. Only I don't know who he is.

Anonymous said...

"Aesthete's Lament" works for Elle Decor (as Mitchell Owens)--someone should ask him who made the heinous decision to include this sterile furniture-showroom-looking imitation of a real apartment. Is Elle Decor THAT desperate for younger readers? God, they used to be decent. What happened?

Sarah said...

Oh yeah... barf-o-rama.

Visual Vamp said...

You made me tee hee pee!
Love you!
xo xo

Hawleywood said...

I must say, I think the amazing jungle bush peeking out from the Borat-kini is somewhat redeeming. Plus the fact that he used to play shows by himself in my hometown before he got all famous, and that he was pretty awesome with a guitar. But I agree: still a total douchebag.

mb said...

...calling it like it is sister.

Alana said...

AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Couldn't agree more! What a pussy!

Chesa said...

I completely agree. You have resources to do something genius, and this is you big statements? It falls flat.

Tamstyles said...

I guess I am the 1% that likes his home, and his music. I think he is really talented, but was very surprised at this choice of decor for his home. I thought a nice surprise.