Thursday, August 20, 2009

i got sumthin'...

it's my LA party pad. wipe your feet off on my rabbit and come in. oh you noticed my hot pink railing? it's rad isn't it? sit down here in my fire pit lounge and let me get you a drink. we have a rule at party pad...all drinks must have ice and go "clink, rattle, clink" when you gesture. there is a lot of gesturing in LA.
later i will serve you some delicious food in my fabulous dining room. doesn't everyone have a pheasant lamp? well they should!! gesture gesture..clink clink.


lots of cooking happens in here. good cooking. good looking cooking. see all of my oils and fancy condiments? that means i know what in the hell i am doing in here.


you can swim too if you want. or sit next to my orange fireplace. we can gather round and talk about what a douchebag jeremy piven is. although keep your voices down he is probably at my party.


here is the other side of my fire pit lounge. this is where the smarter people tend to gather. you won't find ME here!!


here is my bedroom. lots of times the parties end in here. i'm just sayin'.


that's my robe. that arrow helps me find it when i have had too many parties.


i'll do a swim-by when you are in the shower.


a lovely room don't you agree?


i give good party.

11 comments:

b. said...

too funny!

wyatts&fionasnana said...

Such a good entertainer you are!!! And fashionable, good cook, and pretty to boot!

MyLittleHappyPlace said...

YES, you do!

jgarza said...

Thank you. Thank you for making me smile, laugh and oooh and ahhh over your blog posts daily. I've never posted a comment before, but I love your blog! I discovered you through MLHP....I'm the one Alison just posted the DD for. Any-who, thought I'd finally say thanks for what you do!! :)

Sass said...

lmao

mike said...

I'm laughing. That was fun-ny.

meohmyoh said...

You are hilarious and I think I love you. I'd totally come crash your party... but I'd bring a fabulous wine and all would be forgiven.

And I'd probably bring a flat bed truck to steal that duncan phyfe couch

Tiina of LiviaConcept said...

please next time send the party invitation in a liiitttle bit advance so i have time to catch the flight from stockholm to usa! i promise to stock up with absolute vanilia on my way through the gates. the kitchen with blue wallpapers is so cool!!

Gluten Free Anna said...

Can I please move in here with you? I will make sure your cocktail is always freshened up. We will need to get more robes, though.

Anonymous said...

i have a pheasant lamp just like that! i got it at a garage sale. my mother spotted it. i get sooo many compliments on it. i agree - it's a must!

erica

my favorite and my best said...

jgarza! thanks for leaving a comment. any pal of alison is a pal of mine.