Saturday, August 22, 2009

things that gave me a lady boner this week

pink kitchen crockery gave me a lady boner this week..
this pink house with black and white striped awnings found via ABT gave me a HUGE LB this week...
this playroom gave good LB. again ABT.

big pile of bright patterned pillows=better move out of the way or my lady boner might knock you down. i'm talking to YOU anna spiro.

these wooden bowls are boner worthy. especially if they are filled with a delicious, homemade ceasar salad.


the idea that halloween is not far off gave me an LB. as did this homemade witch costume.
(*the little girl IN the costume did NOT give me a lady boner you fucking pervert!!!)


kirsten dunst's dress had a huge impact on my boner. for that matter so did kirsten dunst. kirsten dunst IN the dress gave my boner new girth.



lili diallo always gives good bone.


hariett maxwell's living room STILL gives me an LB. the color palette is like a wall of j. crew sweaters. i don't think i could go into her store, ochre without jizzing all over the place. habitually chic has some images of the rest of her house.


this house in denmark seen on remodelista was boner worthy. a place like this would be an ideal summer vacation. not too hot, lots of green and wooded glades and what not...

this house seen on shelter made my lady bits tingle into boner status.

here's to your weekend. may you experience a lady boner or seven.

11 comments:

Simply Mel said...

I share your lusts!

Ms. Smart said...

You remain a freak. I like it!

vicki archer said...

I always say it...you make me laugh, thank you. Your way of looking at things always brightens up my day, xv.

Alana said...

i just laughed until i cried. have you considered stand-up comedy?

carly k said...

My lady boner keeps hitting the underside of my desk. not cool.

Sharnel said...

fucking hilarious. lady boner!! I've got another one, but it might be a bit rude to post here.
Anyhow, that's my kids playroom. It rocks doesn't it!!
You should see the other side. Stage, hidden storage and blackboards. BIG BONER MATERIAL I TELL YOU!!!

my favorite and my best said...

does improv comedy count? cuz i did that for 10 years.
thanks ladies for the compliments. i am humbled.

Jill said...

I'm not a huge pink fan...except for boners of course, but the pink house and black awnings rock!

Tiina of LiviaConcept said...

LB, that's hilarious! those pink stuff gave me LB too.

LindsB said...

I'll take that pile of pillows please- love them all!

Mrs. Limestone said...

I am quite literally cracking up. I definitely stealing that term.