Tuesday, November 10, 2009

it's that time of year- time to offend the ones you love

who doesn't have a numb skull in their life just waiting to be told so? well now you can.

back in the day this would have been perfect for me:

or this one:


have a gay in your life? i do! merry christmas annie! look-it even looks like a long vagina.


perhaps a co-worker for this one? most of us know someone with a substandard IQ who thinks they're smart. since there wasn't a 'douchebag' plate 'twit' will get the message across nicely:



have a family member or friend into drugs? give them these with a card that says.."i'm onto you."

or for your pothead friend? cooler still if she rolls a joint on it. (i'm talkin to you marci)



there's a lot more at trixie delicious's etsy store.

14 comments:

Kristin McRea said...

perfection, my christmas shopping is done and done.

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High-Heeled Foot in the door said...

ha ha amazing! I can think of many, many people that I could gift with those!

urbansardines said...

hahahaha. i frickin' love it. I want one that says "I'm with dumbass" that would be hilarious to set down at the thanksgiving table. Or not.

goodniteirene said...

I love these!! Definitely buying the "Slut" teacup. now if only I can get Granny in the gift exchange.

Visual Vamp said...

Which ones shall I give? Or get?
Just a brilliant find my dear.
xo xo

LindsB said...

These are awesome, I can think of someone to get each of these!

Petunia Face said...

Putting Slut on my wish list fo' sho.'

vicki archer said...

Where do you find this hysterical stuff....I would love to read your google search history ;) xv

The Townhouselady said...

I want to get my mother "Trollop" not cause she is one but because it was her favorite word to use when I was growing up.

"Last night you were out trolloping around town till all hours!"

She was right of course but I was still offended.

court. said...

yeah, I second Vicki's question. Where on earth do you find this stuff?

(probably in the same ways that I end up finding websites called petswhowanttokillthemselves.com?)

Tamstyles said...

those plates are off the chain.

Dumbwit Tellher said...

Seriously, that was a full blown belly laugh. I am so sharing this post. I have so many gay friends that they'd have to re-stock the store after I'm done. Thanks for sharing the fun.

Kristin said...

Freaking hysterical!

Caroline Hancox said...

these are so funny, I love how they are disguised as prim and proper plates (i know i'm stating the obvious here!) but they are just so good they made me laugh!