Friday, January 8, 2010

i would poop here..

my friend loren and i often play husband and wife in a series of flooring commercials that we do from time to time. the set is usually some really awesome mansion somewhere. we sort of have this thing where whoever shows up to set first has to scope out the best (and by best i mean furthest away from the crew) bathroom for morning poops. on a set the call time is usually very early so the first poop of the day has most likely not yet occurred. many times these beautiful homes have provided premium private pooping quarters. a lot of times the homeowners have specific instructions to allow only one bathroom for everyone to use. i don't blame them really, have you ever seen a grip? one time we were all relegated to a fucking trailer. about 20 crew members (mostly men) and one trailer toilet. nast.
so..the following bathrooms are all places i would proudly knit a brown sweater in...


drop a deuce in granny's purple bathroom


ka-ploomps in the countryside...











how awesome would fireside pooping be??







expensive fragrance alert...




i know...

seriously, brownie baking aside...i love all these bathrooms.

images via elle decor, we heart it and airspaces

17 comments:

boops said...

question: wouldn't you feel bad stinking up such pretty places? (yes, all of our poops stink!) unless you have a match...

my favorite and my best said...

no. no boops, i would not.

meohmyoh said...

Knit a brown sweater. HA! Instant classic. I'm definitely using that one.

AppleTree said...

that's it, I need a fireplace in my shitter pronto.

Anna said...

You forgot to mention...


butt fudge
mud monkey
downloading some software
daily reminders of death and corruption?
solid waste
taking a dump
Morning constitution
Taking a plop
making gravy
Dirt Snake
fishing for brown trout
sharing a mars bar ( its a chocolate log here in Aus)
Grog bog
Bagel bog
Backing one out
Doing business with a politician

lol..ahhh you gave me a good belly laugh there!!

jennifer said...

holy shit

GiGi said...

I am crapping myself, and laughing at the same time.
I think you are the only blogger that can make me laugh out loud.
Wanna be BFF's?

The Townhouselady said...

I always called it "A Nixon" butt in light of the Bush years I have changed it to "A GWB".

MyLittleHappyPlace said...

That's some snazzy shitters!

court. said...

Just had a huge debate on shitting in the house when you're dating someone.

Alana said...

Thank you for being so funny! And thank you for being the one and only blog that posts daily. I couldn't get by without it!

fric and frac said...

This cracks me up! I've worked on a lot of commercials in the art department and many times when we have shot on location in someone's gorgeous home the "designated toilet" has broken down from overuse and they bring in the dreaded moho-super unpleasant! I've often wondered if the homeowners feel like it was worth it to rent out there homes in the aftermath! I've been fixated on that bathtub with the forest in the background for a while now - I love it!

Jacquelyn said...

FIreside pooping sounds so decadent mmmmm.

The Blasphemous Fiendess said...

love the purple and the blue bathrooms. And I think I will be downloading software every morning now.

Kitty said...

fucking hilarious, especailly anna's comments. knit a brown sweater?!? i am so going to share that with my son. as for the fireside pooping, hell to the no. heat makes it worse when i'm trying to drop off friends at the pool. thanks for the shits and giggles!

alia said...

Ya, if you actually pooped, which I highly doubt.

But if you did it wouldn't stink.

"Love is hiding who you are at all times... and going to Burger King to poop" 30 Rock

Sarah @ Maison Boheme said...

"Drop a duece"? You crack my shit up!