Wednesday, January 6, 2010

stocky dudes

not you too gerard butler!!!! what happened to your 300 bod? not that i am saying i prefer you like that but i prefer you like that. in my mind you get paid a shit-ton of money to stay looking awesome. where as the rest of us have to do it on our own dime and without the help of a personal trainer/nutritionist/ doctor/team. so butler, unless u are gearing up for a sequel to precious i suggest you get back in the gym pronto.


now alec on the other hand is a fun fat. like i think i prefer him this way. he is not as young as gerard so he has a better excuse. plus his attitude sells it for him.


another one that likes to bounce around the scale is russ crowe. gross. lay off the beers my man and run a mile or six.


these guys prefer some man meat: (warning it's grosser than gross, even for you gayhooker)

27 comments:

boops said...

et tu gerard?!? i'm so disappointed. boops is shaking her head...

bonethrobber said...

StockyDudes - in HD none the less! Although I have some alternate sites for each.
Photo A - LesbianMartians.com
Photo B - BabyfaceGigglers.com
Photo C - DeepSouthButtermilk.com

nkp said...

I think you need a radio talk show. Pronto.

jennifer said...

i must respectfully disagree about alec. it's too much!!

gayhooker said...

1. gerard butler: no
2. alec baldwin: noooo
3. russ crow: fuck no. never
4. i've been blinded by leo & jack; in fact, i'm throwing-up my drive thru diet as we speak...

The Townhouselady said...

Thing is, guys can bounce up and down faster than women and it never seems to hurt their careers.

I'm with you about Alec, he's always done it for me thin or fat. The sweaty pits though? I'm just hoping it was "for a scene".

Giovanna said...

hahhaa, russel crowe just made me throw up in my mouth a little. yuck.

Dad said...

By your definition then, the Pillsbury Doughboy (and your dad) is "stocky"?

Kitty said...

I dunno. I like a big bear myself. Yet I'm married to a man who is lithe as young Jim Morrison. Not old Jim, the large mammal, but the hot one.

Sharon said...

New diet plan:
get hungry
want to eat
click over to the stockdudes.com site
become too nauseous to ever want to eat again
more nauseous than morning sickness

Sharon said...

...I mean stockydudes.com
too nauseous to type

Duel Living said...

Have you seen the new commercials for AT &T or something with Luke Wilson...his stock has gone up a bit too.

Erin said...

well fuck. i'd been using gerard butler (circa ps i love you) as my fantasy jamie fraser. damn you.

ChicChickadee said...

I'm shedding a tear for Gerard's abs right now. ::sniff::

LindsB said...

im trying to explain to my boss right now why im looking at half naked fat men, oh and one fat man with huge pit stains, hahaha- gotta love when they just walk by and see the wrong thing :)

Dressing On The Side said...

the sick thing is if these guys wanted to take it off they could do it within a couple of weeks where it would take the typical woman a couple of months (or more) hate that about a guys metabolism. I can relate to Alec and his pits--my wardrobe is filled with white and black so you don't see the sweat (er...excuse me, perspiration)

Kristin said...

Gerardddddddd. Nooooooo. Why? How hard is it to hit up the gym? I say as I eat a cookie.

Kristen said...

Omg I just clicked on that stockydudes link at work and thank god i closed it in time!! Nasty Shit HAHA

lucitebox said...

Russell Crowe was never much to look at--even in his Gladiator days he still turned my stomach.

alia said...

Alec is the only man for whom I would leave my husband. There is a youtube channel devoted to his chest hair. Umm... so I've heard.

FROM THE RIGHT BANK said...

Ew.All around.

Heather said...

Too funny go girl...loving the smiles it brings!

court. said...

this is what happens when dudes get complacent. give me an over achieving, young, vain 25 year old any day....oh wait...

aquirkydelight said...

Dudes. I do not get the Gerard Butler thing, abs or no. Have you seen the preview for the new movie he did with Jennifer Aniston? He looks like a g.d. zombie.

My kingdom for Ewan McGregor.

Visual Vamp said...

it happens to all of us. We don't get fatter, we get thicker ha ha.
Saw It's Complicated and Alec was very hot.
xo xo

The Blasphemous Fiendess said...

I first fell for Gerard in a lovely little movie called Dear Frankie. Now.....oh my god. Not Jamie Fraser material that's for sure. Hmmm... that has got me thinking about who would make the best Jamie Fraser if there were a movie....or a little personal movie (aka fantasy) of my own to cast......James Mcavoy? adorable and scottish but maybe not big enough?

Rachel said...

Oh no! Not Gerard!! So sad.
Totally agree with you, though. I think if I got paid millions and millions per movie, and is only a couple months out of my life, and I had many other months to just fart around doing whatever I wanted with those millions and millions.... I don't think I would find it hard to be in amazing shape. I mean, you can afford to have a trainer come to your house, drag your ass to your treadmill, and fix you a salad while you sweat.
But, what's even more of a downer?? The fact that he could probably start working out again and eating boiled chicken breasts, and regain his former glory in a couple of months. I wish.