Tuesday, March 2, 2010

oscar feeeevah...

this sunday is the oscars and i need help picking out a dress..


is this one too much?.. look at that color though!!!


this one would look amaze on me..it would be good for my jugs, slenderize my arms and give me good waist...plus green on blondes is pretty. brunettes too, but i think better on blondes...(don't hate brown haired girls).


what about this one??? perhaps too much for oscar.. it is spectacular..


mmmm....this one is good too. but those boob cups on me would border on porno. 'member mariah carey at the globes??


and i can't stop staring at this face...

so i will surely be watching on sunday pretending i am in one of these numbers...and i hope the oscar bitches wear pretty. usually they wear ugly or boring or safe. i predict lots of champagne colored frocks and lots of one shouldered numbers, plenty of pretty jewelry and less spray tan.

and as always i will be here on monday with the fashion recap..

dress images via sarah klassen's beautiful blog, face via in style

21 comments:

MyLittleHappyPlace said...

Ooooh..that first, lavender number. For Best Actress noms, only - anything goes, I say!

nkp said...

I'll take the first if you take the second, and just in case we change our minds, I'll fight you for the third. ;0)

And that face, stunning.

Can't wait for your Monday evaluation!

hello gorgeous said...

Wow, those are gorgeous! I think you can teach Rachel Zoe a thing or two about dress selection.

(I cannot wait for your review. Squee!)

gayhooker said...

Go for #1; I'll wear a matching lavender cumberbund and we can walk-in smashed as a window together...

Kitty said...

flurries of kleenex...i'd go with the green for shizzle.

vicki archer said...

I think we would look pretty great in any of them....xv

vicki archer said...

I think we would look pretty great in any of them....xv

jennifer said...

wow, those are some serious gowns! That woman in the lavender one has surely NEVER nursed a child! sigh, longing for the days of sproingy boobies.

aquirkydelight said...

I vote for porno boobs!

Bailey @ peppermintbliss said...

I'm voting Lavender. Go big or go home.

Sarah @ Maison Boheme said...

The lavender frock all the way.

The mad woman behind the blog said...

Where to start? The lavendar is darling, but how would one squeeze all of that into those narrow theater seats?
My vote is on the green b/c its delish! And you would look HAAWWTT!
I'm all over the ruffles for this year but that one is like a bunny that cant stop the fuckin bunny making and keeps pushing them out.
I did have to close your post tab b/c I too couldnt get that woman's eyes off me. Mommmmmmyyyy!

jean said...

The gigantic lavendar, so you will own the entire stage.

ticklishfromadistance said...

I honestly could take them all. Amazing. Love them. Such talent, and no, number two is NOT too much!

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LindsB said...

I would have to go with the dress good for the jugs, mama gave me a huge pair so that dress would be perfecto.

A Perfect Gray said...

Playing 'Clue' with your last few posts; I'll take MFaMB wearing dress 3 in the white dining room with a bottle of booze.

Mama B said...

You, in the green, stat!

AppleTree said...

can't wait for the recap. love the green!

Lovely Little Nest said...

Gee, I'm not sure if the first one is poofy enough...

Rachel said...

Can't wait!!!
By the way, I've always thought that green looks better on brunettes!! Blues and lavenders look better on blondes.

And that green dress, while pretty, is okay.... it's kind of matronly. You need to rock a mini-skirt or something!