Wednesday, February 25, 2009

i want you very badly

you are a sofa. a beautiful, new and very expensive sofa. two grand expensive. but i saw you today in the crate and barrel window and you were so perfect looking i had to come in to flirt a bit. i sat on you and could tell by your give that you enjoyed it too. i am afraid this picture does not do you justice. in person you looked less white and more natural. but your pinched edges gave you just the deconstructed look that a girl like me always dreamed of in a sofa. i love your thin arms and low proximity to the ground. you would look so good in my tiny living room. sigh.
heave. sweat. i could do sooo much with you...lay, eat, sleep, 'it', watch tv. farewell my (washable) slipcovered hot bitch! i won't give up on you though. i will not.


2 comments:

Velvet and Linen said...

It is very pretty.
I like that it has a contemporary feel, but still looks cozy and comfortable! I hope you it makes it into your home!

xo
Brooke

MFAMB said...

hi brooke! thanks for stopping by! and yes, the mixture of contemorary yet cozy is i think what drew me to it ultimately. that and the fact i can remove the slipcovers and wash them. and between 2 cats and a 4 year old with a penchant for dropping everything intended for her mouth- i need them!