enter if you dare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

happy halloween hookers and lookers! i have something big planned for later if i can get my shit done. DAMN, little kids make halloween difficult!! so come on back for the big reveal!! in the mean time please do enjoy my haunted house tour...


welcome to my home. it smells like rotting corpses and boiled fat but some of the rooms are nice...i know i know...i need to get those windows fixed. don't worry there are plenty of fireplaces inside to keep you warm...



i hope you didn't bother with your cell phones because we are in the middle of fucking nowhere and your cell phone will do you no good in case something should happen...

whatever you do DO NOT go in that shed...

something truly awful lives in there....

don't be alarmed...they grow up somewhat normal...

breakfast will be served in the conservatory, if you make it through the night...

dinner will be served in here...

i will be serving my famous seafood 3 ways...

later a game of tiddlywinks...

you can choose to sleep in the meat hook room...

or the creepy vine room (be warned that vine might come to life and choke your ass)...

i will be sleeping in here, but you can join me later for a seance if you want...

the other bedroom belongs to my freak of a sister...
if you hear acoustic guitar in the middle of the night you will probably see her spider walking down the hall...

thanks for visiting...HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

images via grass doe, head over heels, google and DTI

shiny pretty

sorry for the lack of post today and also the lack of my eyeballs on your blogs today. i will be back at 'em soon. in the meantime please enjoy this oh so lovely room i spotted on AT yesterday. my heart thumps for the blue shiny walls, perfect coffee table, fantastic lighting, and yellow drum side table/garden stool thing.
go and look at the rest if you haven't already. it's worth it. CLICK ME

in the round circle

i know there is a radio show out there in blogland called 'the skirted roundtable'. for some reason when i have tried to listen, it's in warp speed and everyone sounds like a chipmunk. so i gave up. anyway...here is my skirted roundtable. it's called 'in the round circle'. others might call it a blog(brilliant isn't it?) it's where i discuss things that don't suck and things that do in the design world. let the discussion commence!!! (said with great passion and drama)

here we have a beautiful kitchen from airspaces. i love it's simplicity. i also love the mirror tiles and marble counters (notice how they go all the way down). but it would be on the edge of cold cliff without that wood island and mouth watering tile floor.
also from airspaces. can we talk about how ridiculous this chandelier is? and when i say ridiculous i mean awesome. also i am not sure what that gold thing is on the wall, but it appears to be some sort of sconce. if this is so, it is REALLY cool. if it's just art with some sunlight behind it then it's just pretty cool. either way this is some entry. like wilbur is sooooome pig!

truman capote=wierdly fabulous. notice the lemon tree..or is it a kumquat tree? also cat figurines.

is there a more perfect suitcase anywhere?

this is an overall very pretty color palette. could someone please tell me where i can make my own color palette?

my cool dad is going to make these side tables for me. i am very excited b/c they will a. be custom b. be from my dad and c. hold a lot of stuff.

also, my beautiful and sweet and talented neighbor alison is going to make me this piece of pottery. in your face kelly wearstler.

and a show of hands- who damn near had an orgasm when they saw this fabric wall at anna spiro's?
discuss in the round circle....

images airspaces, ffffound, houzz, domino, lonny, ABT

like plates only better

joslyn at simple lovely posted these yesterday. needless to say i was in love. i have no idea how much one is but aren't they spectacular? all of her work is, actually...which you can see here.

i would hang them up like one would plates. if anyone wonders what to get me for christmas these would do nicely.

i'll take things that are tufted for 200 alex..

you're welcome. and could someone please find me an affordable exact duplicate of the bed in pictures 7 and 16? king size. thank you.

images via airspace via maison boheme

sunday at my house

nicolas b.b. lounges...

fiona eats yogurt (coconut milk yogurt- like the ice cream!!)...

and watches the care bears....(that's some elephant care bear cousin thing)...

my house is kinda messy... that's a big ass pumpkin scooper for this week's pumpkin carving bonanza, my vitamins and what not, martha, and various cooking magazines, my blackberry and notebook.

my husband looks all at once like a pedophile and a 70's porn star. he thinks it's funny to have a gay cowboy mustache on his face. a small part of me does too....very small...

fiona's baby takes a dump on my sheepskin...

the buffet gets a couple coats of primer....


a bird she is a roastin' ...

my oven is filthy..martha says to clean it in november after thanksgiving...

what about you? what's it like in your house on a sunday?