Tuesday, December 8, 2009

you're a heart breaker..dream maker and sometimes cookie baker...or a cocktail shaker. that's one helluva-gal!

for my birthday my friend anna gave me this card: offensive and delightful is the company that makes it. i have compiled a few of my favorites:

for that single douchebag you know:

a viable apology, one i most likely would appreciate:







wouldn't you rather receive this one instead of a boring old "congratulations":


because so few of us actually try to get pregnant:


preferred over "bundle of joy":



i need a pile of these for giving:



amen!:
thanks anna for my cool card!!

17 comments:

Down and Out Chic said...

bahahaha, these are hilarious and definitely my preference for cards!

nkp said...

I know which company I'm turning to for my giftgiving needs! These are perfection in one snarky little sentiment.
Love!

DoxaHome.com said...

Lol, so funny and so true!!!! Thanks. Btw, super jealous of your birthday dinner...the finale is on tomorrow!

Best,
Jaime

MyLittleHappyPlace said...

Suh-weet! I can think of someone for just about each of these!

melifaif said...

Those are F-in' fabulous!!! Thanks for the tip. I probably have one too many family members that would LOVE these. Ha!

Martinis or Diaper Genies? said...

Is there one that says

sorry your 30 and have no idea what's going on in your life yet?

i need that one.

a lovely evening said...

these are hilarious. i love and need all of them.

Lauren said...

hahahah too funny. love the cocktails? one

xoxox

Mango Gal said...

These are too funny!
Found you blog today via SGM, love it!

Rachel said...

Best cards ever.

Dumbwit Tellher said...

Lol..this was great. I inherited my moms love for sending dirty cards. So much more exciting than anything Hallmark could muster up. Kuddos to Anna! xx

Haven and Home said...

Ha, I am laughing out loud. I know a few people who would appreciate these!

Lona de Anna said...

Hilarious...what refreshing and totally crass Christmas cards..PERFECT..I love it! lol

lucitebox said...

These are great. I ordered three cards. (Sadly, shipping was $6!) I did it anyway because I'm a dumbfuck who needs cards asap.

ticklishfromadistance said...

Popping machine. That is sweet. Love these.

Aimee said...

Ha, just found your blog today and I LOVE it. These cards are hilarious by the way, I would definitely buy some of these if I wasn't so broke.

The Townhouselady said...

These are brills!