anywhore...
there was a lot of fug up in the afterparties....
it's like mummy hands are comin in for the constant grope..... is that her dad??!?!?
gay kid from glee...presh!
funny guy from the office's girlfriend's fucked up glamour shots make up. office guy...spend the dojo on a makeup artist for your woman next time..
amanda palmer and her hairy pits...
and legs...you know she smells like dirty beav..and she'll wipe it on you too.
ugly bullshit spiderweb dress...i think its a jessica mclintock.
cognac prom bullshit..
why so sad joan? is it bc you look like a droopy turd?
i don't know who this is but i know she looks beautiful in this gorgeous dress..
i just threw up...
nice garbage bag. mcPhug.
dirty, frosted hair and leathery tan face..shame on you molly sims. i love your office and house though.
pretty..
pretty glamorous for a big ol lesbian..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
makeitgoawaaaay!!! (crawls into fetal position)
37 comments:
You are hilarious.
Hairy armpits/legs/and a see through dress = big neon sign showing the world how much she's not gonna get laid tonight.
I'm deleting you from my favorites. You are just too vulgar for me. You sound like a 14 year old boy who thinks he's cool. You're not.
did i hit a nerve with the dirty beaver comment anon? sorry. sometimes it just comes out like diarrhea. i can't help it. one down, 180+ to go. i'm sure you aren't the first and i KNOW you won't be the last.
that last bit of "you're not" though sounds a little bitter. is your beaver dirty? is that why i hit a nerve? did someone wipe their stank on you one time? sorry about that anon. let bygones be bygones though, don't hang on to all that anger. it will kill you.
hahahaha you are NOT too vulgar for me, i just about died when i saw you'd drawn football pads on that frumpy pale blue monstrosity. bravo as usual.
droopy turd! yes!
Yikes! I found one of Renee.
http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2009/01/11/renee-zellwegers-golden-globes-look-love-it-or-hate-it/
Oh my god.... I am going to be giggling the whole way home!! Thank you!!!
And who is that hairy girl showing off her hairy pits?? Seriously??
Totally totally right on today!!! Love you!!!
And P.S. - What's funny is that I try to not really "blog" like this, but I have such a potty mouth in real life. I love your potty-mouthed blog! You can totally pull it off.
And what is up with Renee's dress???? God - it's awful. And she looks awful.
Bradley Cooper must blind. Or else she has that permanently puckered look for a good reason....
That link is to Renee's dress from last year. She was a total disaster. Anyone have a link to this year's dress?
This is random, but...my favorite movie ever is Fandango, and Suzy Amis (aka Mrs. James Cameron) plays the fiance who almost got away. She is beautiful in the film - all Dallas-rich-girl-gone-flowerchild in 1972.
Needless to say, when I saw the stills of her from the other night, my little dream capsule of her was shattered. Not. Aging. Well.
In other News: WHERE the hell have the pics of RZell disappeared to? What the hell???
AND just watched The Hangover the other night, and got all hot 'n bothered over B Coop, specifically, his hair. Do you buy the he's gay/RZell's his beard rumors? Just curious...
Do you love my bibliography-long comments, or what?
Over and Out.
Hey there, found you from a comment you made on MODG. I have to follow you JUST BECAUSE someone else said you were too vulgar.
You're my kinda gal!
Excuse me while I gush over the rest of your blog.
oops. I guess it's hard to find this years pic.
The girl in the lavender is from the new 90210 but I am not sure of her name...
Hopefully James Cameron will splurge on a stylist for his wife and... I like the brown turd dress :-) because it also looks like a twix.
I don't know who all of these people are I admit it, but I think women should not put each other down for being hairy. What sadistic not to mention pedophilic bugger decided women had to be pre-pubescent looking. I am sick of that shit. I want to be hairy and proud!!!!
Also, while I'm being a hairy lesbian feminist-why so mean to the woman in the boring blue dress? I like that she isn't super skinny. I like the shape of the dress but the colour is a bit dull. so is her hair come to think of it.
is peggy from mad men preggers? she doesn't look nearly so doughy on the show...
toni colette gets my vote for best of the night. i wanted to rip the dress off her and steal it for myself!
OMG! That was Suzy Amis? I thinks she has a touch of the anorexia...
You are hilarious and a must read for me every day!! Vulgarity and all !!!
BTW Prob the best commentary on globes dresses that I have ever read
That dress of RZ with the nude corset was from last year? It was in the middle of all this years photos!!! I thought it was this year. Maybe she didnt go?
the girl is picture #6 is wearing badgley mishka... leave it to a gay to figure it out... although it does look sadly similar to something jessica mcclitock (spelling error but i'm keeping it). isn't that the chick that played the man-stealing charlie in the first season of ugly betty? what is she doing at the globes?!
this post is a trip. keep it up!
The only way I would watch the E! Red Carpet Show is if you were on it. But you're not so I don't watch it; instead I just come here and lass my aff off.
Hey love, you cant please everyone. Meantime let's all have a laugh. It's the best medicine of all!
Some people......freedom of speech....freedom to have opinions....where has it all gone dear Jenny? Take care babe, chin up!
I wish I could be as vulgar on my blog (since I am in real life)- I got hate mail for using the phrase "lust-worthy". Seriously. What is the fresh hell is that about? I also dropped the f-bomb in front of a three year old yesterday. Twice. Not good- hey the kid will learn it someday.
Keep it up. And that girl in the purple ruffles- can I skin her alive and wear HER? So freaking pretty.
you light up my life MFAMB - i thought the exact same thing about that first white dress
more please...don't stop...don't stop...don't stop
and WTF with that gropey hand dress, it will give me nightmares
Mummy hands dress is crazypants. She obvi has no friends to tell her.
Dirty Beav is so pathetically desperate for attention. Come on, a sheer dress with hairy legs and pits? Go home and tell your momma she didn't hug you enough as a kid. Her beau? I can't help but picture him looking up while he's wearing that dirty beav like a beard. Vomitatious.
McFug used to be so pretty, what happened to her?
You are crazy funny. Thanks for the second recap focusing on the fug. Who new it cost so much to look so heinous.
Love your blog, vulgarity and all.
ahhahahahha, droopy turd. awesome.
question though - i know i'm an idiot, but who is that couple in the last pic?
giovanna- the last couple is avatar/titanic director james cameron and his wife, gollum...i mean suzy amis!!!
Sorry, droopy turd made me spray it.
Is that the same wife from Titanic? I thought he replaced her but I felt the exact same way: Make it go awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
I am also having an angry anon issue this a.m. Whatcha gonna do but be true to you, am I right?
http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/worst-dressed-at-the-golden-globes/2579/1;_ylt=AhxkgaixcmCd3ApDSXJCZjjGphx.;_ylv=3
OOPS, sorry, 2009. Can this year's dress be any uglier????
YOU absolutley crack me up and I wish I could be as brutally honest as you are on my blog. Keep it up and please the day you stop, should be the day you stop blogging!!!
You missed a picture though, jennifer aniston looked amazing ---
http://theglamlamb.blogspot.com/2010/01/jennifer-aniston-golden-globes.html
Thanks to the recap in your own, inimitable way. And yes you are saying very vulgar things,but i like it.
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